shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have already put on my inside pants.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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