Sponge bath it is.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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