Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
