I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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