how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
