that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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