But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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