roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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