ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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