I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How external is "for external use only"?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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