I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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