did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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