problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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