so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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