watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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