Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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