If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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