He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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