Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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