More tranny stories later!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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