I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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