Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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