What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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