Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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