i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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