If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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