So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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