Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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