I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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