Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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