ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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