I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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