its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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