My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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