We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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