I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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