: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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