i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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