It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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