i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
FUCK WHALES
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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