Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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