We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
