We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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