His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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