Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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