oh god the rape fog is back!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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