I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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