Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't think brook has ever known best
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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