brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your parents love me but you hate me
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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