return my video game
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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